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Christmas Sweatz is a holiday song about four people, wearing sweat pants and shirts and switching them around creating the colors of holidays. It was followed up by Christmas Face and Christmas Booty.

LyricsEdit

You get some green sweats,
I get some red sweats,
Then we switch 'em up,
We've got Christmas sweats.

You get some red sweats,
I get some green sweats,
Then we switch 'em up,
We've got Christmas sweats.

She's got a green sweatshirt, (Yeah)
And got some green sweatpants. (They match)
That's just a green sweat suit.
You see that every other motherfruitcaking day. (What?)

He's got a red sweatshirt, (Boring)
And got some red sweatpants. (Yawn)
That's just a red sweat suit. (Gag)
You see that every other motherfruitcaking day.

You get some green sweats,
I get some red sweats,
Then we switch 'em up.
We've got Christmas sweats.

You get some red sweats,
I get some green sweats,
Then we switch 'em up.
We've got Christmas sweats.

He's so festive.
He's gonna get himself arrested.
She's probably a pro-sleigh rider.
I bet she pees apple cider.
He's probably done all his shopping.
I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings.
Is she texting Santa?
He's spending time with Amanda.
Who's Amanda?
His step-daughter.
He's in his second marriage, it's cool.

You get some green sweats,
I get some red sweats,
Then we switch 'em up.
We've got Christmas sweats.

Yeah. What? Woah.
You get some blue sweats,
I get some white sweats,
Then we switch 'em up.
We've got Hanukkah sweats. (Huuh.)

You get some red sweats,
I get some green sweats,
He gets some black sweats,
Kwanzaa Sweats.

You get some red sweats,
I get some green sweats,
Then we switch 'em up.
We've got Christmas sweats.

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