Naked is a song from the fourth episode of season two of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called Spa Trip.
Lyrics[]
Naked, no, I can't take it
No, you'll never, ever see me naked
(Blippity blop blop)
When I was a baby I was born unclothed
I cried, cried, cried 'cause my wee-wee was exposed (Waaah!)
When I take a shower I wear bathing suits
So if somebody barge in they won't see my fruits (Banana!)
I won't go to the doctor to turn and cough
'Cause before you turn and cough you gotta take your undies off
I got a birthmark on my bum I'd rather no one see
It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Guilty!)
Naked, no, I can't take it
No, you'll never, ever see me naked
(Zip a dee-do-dah)
You won't see me naked over my dead body
And when I die don't perform an autopsy (Scalpel!)
'Cause I'm pretty sure you have to be naked for those
And in that case, my cause of death I'd rather not know (Measles)
You'll never see me naked, trust me bro
'Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals
Well that and perhaps self-consciousness
But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants
Naked, no, I can't take it
No, you'll never, ever see me naked
(Bippity boppity chitty chitty bang bang)