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Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time is a song about the time, Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time. The video was a suggestion by YouTube user, humphreh, as part of Rhett and Link's 5 Word Song Series. A live performance of the song featured on the Tour of Mythicality (Live from Los Angeles) album.

Lyrics[]

There's a time, of which none speak.
A secret time lost in the briny deep.

You know all about
Half time,
Big time,
Break time,
Lunch time,
Dinner, dinner time.
Tee time,
Free time,
Me time,
The time,
You'd undo if you could travel in time.
Space-time,
Face time,
Hard time,
Hammertime,
In the meantime,
Miller time.
Daytime,
Snack time,
Nap time,
Nighttime,
Bath time,
Bed time,
Business time.

But don't forget about...
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.
It's the time you wear a hat
Made out of Nilla Wafers.
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.
It's the best time
In the history of mankind.

One day
There was a knock at my door,
A mysterious drifter,
Was on the other side.
In his hands was a box,
And on his lips were the words:
"Listen closely, I don't have much time."
Then he reached in the box and pulled out
A Nilla Wafer top hat from inside.
He said, "Wear it when it's time."
And I said, "What time?"
And then he died.

Later I realized he was talking about...
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.
It's the time you wear a hat
Made out of Nilla Wafers.
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.
It's the best time
In the history of mankind.

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

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