Pour Some Coffee On Me is a song from the second episode of season two of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called Sanctuary.
Lyrics[]
There's a latte and of course a cappuccino
An americano and a mocha frappuccino
Let us not forgetto the caffè macchiato
And I would be remiss to miss the creamy affogato.
Cup of cortado and sip an antoccino
Follow it up with some sweet espressino
How about a flat wine?
Or a sharp black?
Substitute soy if you like that.
(I like that)
An espresso romano, or a ristretto
Vanilla Pinocchio, or caramel Geppetto
Vibrato, staccato, potato, potahto
You've won the lotto, a gelato roboto
Pour some coffee on me
Rhett: Well not on me but in me, and in my mouth preferably. I only want to drink it.
Pour some coffee on me
Rhett: In fact, here's a cup you can pour it in, because the pour it on me thing is just an expression.
Let me pour you a fresh doppio
Over a chile relleno portfolio
Or you might prefer a pistachio moustachio
Cardio scenario on your patio
If you're in the mood for a mochaccino
I suggest you go for a Filipino casino
I'm gonna add a maraschino jalapeño
To this hot Latino, Tarantino
Pour some coffee on me
Rhett: I still think you haven't heard me. If you actually pour it on me, then it's gonna burn me.
Pour some coffee on me
Rhett: Just put the coffee away, please, put it away. Seriously, I'm no longer in the mood.