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Power Nap is a song about power naps. The song is a part of the fifth episode of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called The Magic Is Real.

Lyrics Edit

A power nap
gives you power
Give 20 minutes now
Get power for hours
Hours, hours

You don't put on your pants
Before you put on your drawers
You don't wash your face
After you wash your balls
You don't watch Phantom Menace
Before you watch Empire Strikes Back
And you don't do important crap
Without taking a power nap

If you're gonna do important crap
Then you better take a power nap
First
You wanna know where the power's at?
It's in the middle of a power nap
Word

You don't go seek
Before everybody hides
Or slide through a sliding door
Before you've made it slide
You don't eat your grapes
Before you're through the checkout
I did that once and got banned from Ralph's
You don't read Stephen King
Before R.L. Stein
You don't pump the pump
Before the pump is primed
I don't slip on my man-kini
Before my bikini wax
And I don't do important crap
Without taking a power nap

If you're gonna do important crap
Then you better take a power nap
First
You wanna know where the power's at?
It's in the middle of a power nap
Word

You don't offer to pay
Before you've seen the check
You don't tattoo your face
Before you tattoo your neck
You don't send a text
Then check the autocorrect
I once sent my momma a text
That just said sex
You don't taste the honey
Before you smoke the bee
You don't get in the car
Before you cut the cheese
You don't talk to Santa
Before you sit on his lap
And you do important crap
Without taking a power nap

Power
Power
Power
(scream)
Power
Power
Power
(scream)
Power
Power
Power
(scream)
Power
Power
Power

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