Roller Unity is a song about uniting rollerbladers. The song is a part of the fourth episode of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called Rolling On Turds.
Lyrics[]
How did we get ourselves
into this situation?
Pettily divided
over wheel orientation
You look like you stepped in the glue
And then stepped on some toddler's skateboard
But at least you're not a toddler
'Cause they annoy me a lot more
And you look like a rejected extra
From that movie Battlefield Earth
But at least you're not a Scientologist
'Cause, man, they are the worst
Yeah
Sure, there are some differences
Between you and me
You're not as cool as me
But we share something that makes us unique
We got wheels
That makes us better
Why judge each other
When we can judge everybody else together?
We got wheels
That's how we roll
And everyone else is a butthole
People without wheels are buttholes
We shouldn't waste our lives
Living as roller discriminators
When I think we can both agree
That we absolutely hate ice skaters
Look at them with their frilly clothes
And their skates that will not roll
We should herd 'em into ice skating camps
And never let them go
Sure, compared to me you are inferior
But compared to the rest of the world
We are superior
We got wheels
That makes us better
Why judge each other
When we can judge everybody else together?
We got wheels
That's how we roll
And everyone else is a butthole
People without wheels are buttholes
People without wheels are buttholes