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Rub Some Bacon On It is a song about rubbing bacon on different objects in order to help fix a problem. The video and was a collabaration with Chris Crutchfield, Julian Smith, Andrew from League of Steam, and Harley Morenstein of Epic Meal Time (who all starred in the video). The video was a suggestion by YouTube user, jeffisnude, as part of Rhett and Link's 5 Word Song Title Series.

LyricsEdit

911, what is your emergency?

I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally.

Do you have some bacon? (Bacon?) Bacon, that's right.

I have bacon left over from dinner last night.

Rub some bacon on it. (What?)

On your hand just do it. Rub some bacon on it.

That's all there is to it?


What if I drop my phone? Rub some bacon on it.

Or encounter my clone? Rub some bacon on it.

I get mononucleosis? Rub some bacon on it.

My nude pics get posted?


Rub some bacon on it!

Rub some bacon on it!

Rub some bacon on it! Yeah!


My home gets foreclosed? Rub some bacon on it.

My cat explodes? Rub some bacon on it.

I wake up in a trunk? Rub some bacon on it.

My friend goes steampunk? Rub some bacon on it.

I meet real pirates? Rub some bacon on it.

There's an akward silence? (...)

I say something unintentionally racist? Rub some bacon on it.

I'm an adult with braces? Rub some bacon on it.

I can't swim? Rub some bacon on it.

I'm visited by Mr. Timn? (Hey boy!)


Rub some bacon on it! (Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it. Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it.)

Rub some bacon on it! (Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it. Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it.)

Rub some bacon on it! Yeah! (Rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub, rub a dub, rub bacon it.)


Bacon hotline, What's your problem?

What if I feed the troll? Rub some bacon on it.

I'm attacked by a narwhal? Rub some bacon on it.

The apocalypse started? Rub some bacon on it.

I think I might have sharted.


(Rub some bacon on it.) Rub some bacon on it! (Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it. Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it.)

(Rub some bacon on it.) Rub some bacon on it! (Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it. Rub a dub dub, rub some bacon it.)

(Rub some bacon on it.) Rub some bacon on it! (Rub some bacon on it.) Yeah! (Rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub, rub a dub, rub bacon it.)

Behind the ScenesEdit

CreditsEdit

  • Written, Performed, Directed, & Edited by Rhett & Link
  • Robot Building and production assistance: Jason Inman
  • Beach Robot played by Nick Bishop

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