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The Fast Food Folk Song is a song Rhett and Link sung as their drive-thru order at Taco Bell. It is based on the drive-thru raps people had created on YouTube.

LyricsEdit

I'll start with a taco, soft like a cloud.

I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.

I'll choose a chalupa, I'll grab a gordita,

And two taco salads for our señoritas.


And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream.

Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.

A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.

A chicken border bowl. Are you gettin' all this?


And you know that nothing beats a,

Mmmm, mmmm, Mexican Pizza.

We'll take two of those,

But please hold the diced tomatoes.

And I admit, I've always felt,

Like I'm in love with the meximelt.

Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me,

As the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.

And that's it.


No, no! That's not it. I'll also take a

Double-decker taco, cause I'm feeling wild.

And make my sauce Fire! (Uh, he'll take mild.)

And we'll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts,

For a chance at 25 dollars cash.


I'm told there's a winner for every 5 minutes.

But I'm stealing your online code if you win it.

Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones.

I owe you 5. Plus interest, it was a loan.


And I think we'll be satisfied,

If we get some mexican rice on the side.

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